I do this several times a day
oh my. what a shock. an attractive ADULT actor has sex. safe sex. oh the horror. the horror. how could an actor who was famous as a child ever have sex. my childhood is ruined now that i know she has sex. i never knew she would ever do such a disgusting unnatural thing like have sex. i am appalled. wow.
If attending a Beyonce concert and she puts the mic to you, you better do exactly what the fuck he did in this video.
oH MY GOD
The photo at top is the most-viewed image in the world, the “Bliss” wallpaper that came with Windows XP.
The photo at bottom is what the same spot looks like today.
All I want for christmas is you.
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.
That makes it a plant.
Chocolate is salad.
"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography
"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel
"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off
"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet
do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad