(Source: octopussoir-)

(Source: msleasboobs)

(Source: saramlyons)

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

(Source: guy)

onemorehippie:

Twt: @OneMoreHippie

onemorehippie:

Twt: @OneMoreHippie

(Source: w3as3ly)

fiendishly-nerdy:

if someone “fights like a girl” you should be absolutely terrified of them have ever seen a girl fight they’ll rip your fucking throat out with their hands while the guys are still doing that weird cobra posturing thing for five minutes 

fedswatching:

harmoniaz:

fledge:

dogs arent that great

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(Source: lovecomesonthewind)

danasaur-lester:

thehardcoredanosaur:

what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed

and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina

(Source: phanfrickintastic)

wessasaurus-rex:

j3nnard:

I can’t believe they left their child unattended #badparenting


I’M COMING FOR YOU SON 

wessasaurus-rex:

j3nnard:

I can’t believe they left their child unattended #badparenting

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I’M COMING FOR YOU SON 

do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds

(Source: silabus)

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